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On Groundhog Day what does it mean if the groundhog sees a stupid monster? You'll have six more weeks of stupidity!

What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a puppy? Ground-dog Day!

What happened when the groundhog met the dogcatcher? He became a pound hog!

What happens if the ground log sees its shadow? We'll have six more weeks of splinters!

Why was the groundhog depressed about his den? He was having a bad lair day!

What would you get if you crossed February 2 with a Christmas drink? Ground Nog Day!

What's green, has four legs, and jumps out of its hole on February 2? The ground frog!

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