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Flag Day Jokes

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What's red, white, blue and yellow?
The Star-spangled Banana!

How is a flag like Santa Claus?
They both hang out at the pole!

What's the difference between June 14 and a day when a monster cooks?
One's a flag day and the other's a gag day!

What did the patriotic dog do on Flag Day?
He flagged his tail!

Teacher: "How did the Founding Fathers decide on our country's flag?"
Student: "I guess they took a flag poll!"

Teacher: "Jenny, what do you know that has stars and stripes?"
Jenny: "A movie about a zebra!"

What would you get if you crossed a famous march tune with a monster and his friends?
"Stars and Twerps Forever"!

What would you get if you crossed the Stars and Stripes with a cookie?
A Flag Newton!

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