Who is the Easter Bunny's
favourite movie actor?
Rabbit De Niro!
Does the Easter Bunny
like baseball?
Oh, yes. He's a rabbit fan!
What's pink, has five
toes, and is carried by the Easter Bunny?
His lucky people's foot!
What's long and stylish
and full of cats?
The Easter Purrade!
Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Candy.
Candy who?
Candy Easter Bunny carry all dose treats in one basket?
What has long ears,
four legs, and is worn on your head?
An Easter bunnet!
Boy 1: "How did
you get that bruise on your arm?"
Boy 2: "I ate some Easter candy." Boy 1: "Eating Easter candy won't give you a bruise."
Boy 2: "It will if it's your big brother's candy!"
What would you get if
you crossed the Easter Bunny with an overstressed person?
An Easter basket case!
What's yellow, has long
ears, and grows on trees?
The Easter Bunana!
Why does Peter Cottontail
hop down the bunny trail?
Because his parents wouldn't let him borrow the car!
