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Did you hear the one
about Arbor Day?
It'll leaf you laughing! |
Did you hear the one
about the oak tree?
It's acorny one! |
Did you hear the one
about the redwood?
It's tree-mendous! |
Why was the pine tree
sent to its room?
Because it was being knotty! |
Why did you give the
tree some aspirin?
Because I heard it was a sycamore! |
What kind of tree is
often found in the kitchen?
A pantry! |
Why did you plant a
board and nails on Arbor Day?
I was trying to grow a tree house! |
What is your favourite
type of tree?
A pastry! |
Why was the tree drooling?
It was a dogwood. |
What do you call a whole
day planting trees ?
Arbore Day! |
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