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Doctor, Doctor I think I need glasses
You certainly do, Sir, this is a fish and chip shop ! |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bell?
Take these and if it doesn't help give me a ring! |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach. |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band
Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it ! |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a telephone.
Well, take these pills and if they don't work then give me a ring ! |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a yo-yo
Are you stringing me along ! |
Doctor, Doctor I think I'm suffering from Deja Vu!
Didn't I see you yesterday? |
Doctor, doctor, I think I need glasses.
I wondered why you walked through the window. |
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a calender.
Come back and see me in a month. |
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a knitting needle.
That's a familiar pattern. |
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