|Doctor, Doctor my baby is the image of his father|
Never mind just so long as he's healthy !
| Doctor, doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible|
Which sister ?
|Doctor, Doctor my sister thinks she is a lift !|
Well tell her to come in
I can't she doesn't stop at this floor !
| Doctor, doctor, my daughter thinks she's an actress. |
Don't worry - it's just a stage she's going through.
| Doctor, doctor, my eleven-year-old son weighs fifteen stone and is seven feet tall. |
Don't worry - he'll grow out of it.
| Doctor, doctor, my friend thinks he's a lift. |
Send him straight up.
I can't, he doesn't stop at your floor.
| Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a car. |
Show him in at once.
I can't - he's double parked.
| Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's a parachutist. |
Tell him to drop in and see me.
| Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks he's Moses. |
Tell him to stop taking the Tablets.
| Doctor, doctor, my husband thinks I'm mad because I like kippers. |
That's nonsense. I like kippers too.
Really? You must come round and see my collection!
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