What does every girl have that she can always count on?
Fingers.

Why did the greedy girl pick all the white meat off the chicken?
To make a clean breast of it.

When a girl falls into water, what is the first thing she does?
Gets wet.

What happened when the Eskimo girl fell out with her boyfriend?
She gave him a cold shoulder.

What did one angel say to the other angel?
Halo.

What is it a girl looks for but hopes she won't find?
A hole in her pantyhose.

What trees do fortune-tellers look at?
Palms.

There was a girl in our town, silk an' satin was her gown. Silk an' satin, gold an' velvet, guess her name, three times I've telled it.
Anne.

What did Cinderella say when her photos didn't arrive?
'Some day my prints will come.'

Why did the invisible man's wife understand her husband so well?
Because she could see right through him.