jokes about cows, horses, pigs, sheep, chickens, & more !

Farm Yard Jokes

Where do you take sick ponies ?
To the horsepital !

What do you say if you see a flying pig ?
'I see bacon's going up' !

Who tells chicken jokes ?
Comedihens !

What do you call a bull who tells jokes ?
Laugh-a-bull !

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have ?
Plenty of milk !

Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food ?
Because he was a little gobbler !

Why did the starstruck chicken cross the road ?
To see Gregory Peck !

What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
Pig's tie !

What is another name for a cow ?
A lawn-mooer !

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road ?
Because she was afraid someone would caesar !

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