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What do you call sheep that live together ? Pen friends !

What do you call a chicken in a shellsuit ? An egg !

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows ? Udder nonsense !

Why did the dirty chicken cross the road ? For some fowl purpose !

How do sheep keep warm in winter ? Central bleating !

How do chickens dance ? Chick to chick !

What do you call a crazy chicken ? A cuckoo-cluck !

What do you get if you cross a cow, a sheep and a goat ? The milky baa kid !

What is a duck's favorite dance ? The quackstep !

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

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