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Why do dinosaurs have wrinkles in their knees?
They stayed in the swimming pool too long.
Why do dinosaurs climb trees?
There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.
How can you tell a male dinosaur from a female dinosaur?
Ask it a question. If he answers, it's a male; if she answers, it's female.
Why did the dinosaur fall out of a palm tree?
A hippopotamus pushed him out.
Why do dinosaurs have flat feet?
They don't wear sneakers.
How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?
His tricycle will be parked outside.
Why did the dinosaur lie on his back in the water and stick his feet up?
So you could tell he wasn't a bar of soap.
Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?
To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.
What do you know when you see three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
You need help. Whoever heard of three dinosaurs walking down the street wearing pink sweatshirts?
What's red on the outside and green on the inside?
A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.
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