Why
does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes? To
carry his library card.
First
Man: What's the difference between a lemon, a dinosaur and a
tube of glue? Second
Man: I give up.
First Man: You can squeeze a lemon, but you can't squeeze a
dinosaur. Second
Man: What about the glue ?
First Man: That's where you get stuck.
Why
don't more dinosaurs join the police force? They
can't hide behind billboards.
Why
did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To
give the ants a chance.
Why
is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in
the afternoon? That's
when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees.
Why
does a dinosaur climb a tree? To
get in his nest.
What
weighs two pounds, is grey and flies? A
two pound dinosaur bird.
Why
do dinosaurs have long toenails on Friday? Because
their manicurist doesn't come until Saturday.
What
did the man say when he saw the dinosaurs coming down the path
wearing sunglasses? Nothing!
He didn't recognise them.
Why
don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They
outgrew their leotards.
