 Big
Cat Jokes |
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On which day do lions
eat people ?
Chewsday ! |
Why did the lion feel
sick after he'd eaten the priest ?
Because it's hard to keep a good man down ! |
What did the lioness
say to the cub chasing a hunter ?
'Stop playing with your food.' |
What do you call a lion
wearing a cravat and a flower in its mane ?
A dandy lion ! |
What happens when a
lion runs into an express train at the station ?
It's the end of the lion ! |
Why do you never see
zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' station ! |
What do you call a show
full of lions ?
The mane event ! |
How does a leopard change
its spots ?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another
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What happened to the
man who tried to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat ! |
Why was the lion-tamer
fined ?
He parked on a yellow lion ! |
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