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Big Cat Jokes

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field ?
'Pleased to eat you.' !

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion ?
A tiger has the mane part missing !

What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ?
After a week he was spotless !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ?
A stripey sweater !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman ?
Frostbite !

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a kangeroo ?
A stripey jumper !

How are tigers like sergeants in the army ?
They both wear stripes !

What is the most breathless thing on television ?
The Pink Panter Show !

What do you get if you cross a leopard with a watchdog ?
A terrified postman !

When is a lion not a lion ?
When he turns into his cage !

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