Bill:"My homework
is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well,
for a start your going to need a big ladder.."
Why do elephants do
well in school ? Because
they have a lot of grey matter !
Teacher:"To which
family does the elephant belong ?"
Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns one !"
How do you spell elephant
?
E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t
"That's not how
the dictionary spells it"
"You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it !"
Teacher: "Name
six wild animals"
Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
Teacher: "Where
would you find an elephant ?"
Pupil:"You
don't have to find them, they're too big to lose !"
Tarzan was tired when
he came home.
"What have you been doing", asked Jane.
"Chasing a herd of elephants on vines"
"Really ?", said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground
!"
What is the easy way
to get a wild elephant ?
Get
a tame one and annoy it !
What did Tarzan say
when he saw the elephants coming ?
Here come the elephants
What's the best way
to see a charging herd of elephants ?
On television
!
