elephant humour

Elephant Jokes

What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ?
Nothing, it just let out a little wine !

How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ?
You get very lumpy ice cream !

Why are elephants wiser than chickens ?
Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!

Why do elephants eat raw food ?
Because they don't know how to cook !

Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ?
He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines !

Why did the elephant eat the candle ?
For light refreshment !

What do you do with a green elephant ?
Wait till it ripens !

When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?
When it's a baby elephant !

How do you know that peanuts are fattening ?
Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?
Dumbo !

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