Why do elephants have
flat feet ? From
jumping out of tall trees !
Is the squirt from
an elephants trunk very powerful? Well,
a jumbo jet can keep 500 people oin the air for hours at a time !
A Scotsman paying his
first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages
"An' whut animal would that be ?" he asked the
keeper.
"Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply.
"A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if that's a
moose then they must ha' rats the size of elephants over there !"
