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Elephant Jokes

"Dad, Mum is fighting with an enormous elephant in the garden !"
"Don't worry dear, I'm sure the elephant can look after itself !"

My elephants got no trunk ?
How does it smell ?
Terrible !

How are elephants and hippopotanuses alike ?
Neither can play basketball !

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging ?
Take away it's credit cards !

What did the baby elephant get when the daddy elephant sneezed ?
Out of the way !

Why do the elephants have short tails ?
Because they can't remember long stories !

How to you keep an elephant in suspense ?
I'll tell you tomorrow !

Why is an elephant braver than a hen ?
Because the elephant isn't chicken !

What is worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Raining elephants !

How do you raise a baby elephant ?
With a fork lift truck !

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