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Oddball Animal Jokes

What is a porcupines favourite food ?
Prickled onions !

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe ?
A long necked toothbrush !

What do Paddington Bear and Winnie the Pooh pack on their holidays ?
The bear essentials !

What do you get if you cross a toad with a galaxy ?
Star warts !

What animals do you have to be careful of when you take exams ?
Cheetahs !

How many skunks does it take to make a big stink ?
A phew !

Why don't centipedes play football ?
Because by the time they've got their boots on its time to go home !

How to fleas travel from place to place ?
By itch hiking !

How to hens dance ?
Chick to chick !

Why do birds fly south in Winter ?
Because its too far to walk !

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