Teacher: Can anyone
tell me what the wife of a Sultan is called ?
Pupil: A sultana !
Teacher: Where are elephants
found ?
Pupil: I don't know, they are so big I didn't think they
could get lost !
Teacher: If you add
34,312 + 76,188, divide the answer by 3 and times by 4, what do you get ?
Pupil: The wrong answer !
Teacher: If there are
seven flies a desk and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left ?
Pupil: Just the squashed one !
Teacher: I wished you
would pay a little attention
Pupil: I'm paying as little as I can !
Teacher:
In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ?
Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you
say that ?
Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most
dense !
Teacher: You seem very
well read, have you read Shakespeare ?
Pupil: No Teacher: What have
you read then ?
Pupil: Umm, I've got red hair !
Teacher: In music, if
"f" means "forte", what does "ff" mean ?
Pupil: Eighty
Teacher: R-O-X does
spell rocks?
Pupil: What does it spell then !
Pupil:
Do hams grow on plants ? Teacher: No, it's a meat ?
Pupil: So what's an ambush then !
