Start of term jokes
| Mother: How was your
first day at school ?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher"
who kept spoiling all our fun !
|I'm not going back to
school ever again
Why ever not ?
The teacher doesn't
know a thing, all she does is ask questions !
|Fred came home from
his first day at school. "Nothing exciting happened", he told his mother,
"Except the teacher didn't know how to spell cat so I told her"
|What are you going to
be when you get out of school ?
An old man !
What did you learn in
school today ?
Not enough, I have to go back tomorrow !
What did you learn in school today
Son: How to write
Mother: What did
you write ?
Son: I don't know, they haven't taught us how to read yet
|Mother: What was the
first thing you learned in class ?
Daughter: How to talk without moving my lips !
|Teacher: What's big
and yellow and comes in the morning to brighten a mothers day ?
Pupil: The school bus !
|What's yellow, has wheels
and lies on its back ?
A dead school bus !
|How do bees get to school
By school buzz !