School Dinner Jokes  |
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What's the worst thing
you're likely to find in the school canteen ?
The food !
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The food in our school
canteen is perfect.
If your a bug ! |
"What's the matter
with your dinner ?"
"Can you describe it for me please in case I need to
tell my doctor later what I've eaten !" |
Is that school food
spicy ?
No, smoke always comes out of my ears ! |
What did the computer
do at lunchtime ?
Had a byte !
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Little Monster:
I hate my teacher.
Mother Monster: Well just eat your salad up then dear! |
Mother: Why did you
just swallow the money I gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch money ! |
What's a mushroom ?
The place they store the school food ! |
Teacher: When do astronauts
eat ?
Pupil: At launch time ! |
What kind of food do
maths teachers eat ?
Square meals ! |
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