Teacher: If
I gave you three rabbits today and five rabbits tomorrow, how many rabbits would
you have? Jackie:
Nine. Teacher:
That's not right, you'd have eight. Jackie:
No, Teacher, I'd have nine. I already have one rabbit at home!
If you add 3452
and 3096, then divide the answer by 4 and multiply by 6, what would you get? The
wrong answer !
Who invented
fractions? Henry
the Eighth !
"Our teacher
has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told
her it was four. But she still doesn't know. Today she asked us again!"
Birds on the
mountain,
Fish in the sea,
How you passed math
Is a mystery to me.
How are you
doing in arithmetic ? I've
learned to add up the zeros, but the numbers are still giving me trouble.
What makes arithmetic
hard work ? All
those numerals you have to carry.
Fred: I got
100 in school today. Mother:
Wonderful. What did you get 100 in?
Jason: Two things: I got 50 in Spelling and 50 in History. Mother:
Well, at least you can add !
I got 100 in
an arithmetic test and still didn't pass. Why
not, for goodness sake?
Because the answer was 200.
Why are misers
good math teachers ? They
know how to make every penny count !
