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"It's clear" said the teacher, "That you haven't studied your geography. What's your excuse ?"
"Well, my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down !"
Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !
What are the small rivers that run into the Nile ?
The juve-niles !
Teacher: Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river ?
Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see !
Teacher: What are the Great Plains ?
Pupil: 747, Concorde and F-16 !
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ?
Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
Pupil: My teacher was mad with me because I didn't know where the Rockies were.
Mother: Well next time remember where you put things !
Teacher: Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour ?
Pupil: Because it can't sit down !
Teacher: Is Lapland heavily populated ?
Class: No, there are not many Lapps to the mile !
Name an animal that lives in Lapland ?
A reindeer
Good, now name another.
Another reindeer !
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