Teacher: When you yawn,
your supposed to put your hand to your mouth !
Pupil: What ?, and get bitten !
Teacher: You aren't
paying attention to me. Are you having trouble hearing ?
Pupil: No, teacher I'm having trouble listening !
Why were you late ?
Sorry, teacher, I overslept. You mean you need to sleep at home too !
Teacher: Class, we will
have only half a day of school this morning.
Class: Hooray Teacher: We will have the other half this afternoon!
Teacher: That's quite
a cough you have there, what are you taking for it ?
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me ?
Son:
I can't go to school today.
Father: Why not ?
Son: I don't feel well Teacher: Where don't
you feel well ?
Son: In school !
Teacher: You missed
school yesterday didn't you ?
Pupil: Not very much !
Father: I hear you skipped
school to play football
Son: No I didn't, and I have the fish to prove it !
Pupil (on phone) : My
son has a bad cold and won't be able to come to school today.
School Secretary: Who is this ? Pupil: This is my father speaking !
Father: How do you like
going to school ?
Son: The going bit is fine, as is the coming home bit too,
but I'm not too keen on the time in-between !
