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Worm Jokes

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed ?
He was de-lighted !

What is the best advice to give to worm ?
Sleep late !

What's the difference between a worm and an apple ?
Have you ever tried worm pie ?!

What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ?
Where in earth have you been !

What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ?
Very big worm holes in your garden !

What reads and lives in an apple ?
A bookworm !

What makes a glow worm glow ?
A light meal !

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?
Because they're wrigleys !

Why did the sparrow go to the library ?
It was looking for bookworms !

What is life like for a wood worm ?
Boring !

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