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What did the maggot
say to his friend when he got stuck in an apple ?
Worm your way out of that one !
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Why didn't the two worms
get on Noah's Ark in an apple ?
Because everyone had to go on in pairs ! |
What is worse than finding
a maggot in your apple ?
Finding half an apple ! |
How can you tell which
end of a worm is which ?
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs ! |
How do you make a glow
worm happy ?
Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !
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What's a glow worms
favourite song ?
Wake me up before you glow glow ! |
Why was the glow worm
unhappy ?
Because her children weren't that bright !
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What do you get if you
cross a glow worm with some beer ?
Light ale ! |
What do you get if you
cross a worm and a young goat ?
A dirty kid ! |
What do worms leave
round their baths ?
The scum of the earth ! |
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