Wizards Jokes  |
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What do you call a
wizard from outer space ?
A flying sorcerer !
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Why did the wizard wear
a yellow robe to the Halloween party ?
He was going as a banana ! |
What happened to the
stupid wizard who put in his false teeth back to front ?
He ate himself ! |
What happened to the
wizard who brushed his teeth with gunpowder ?
He kept shooting his mouth off ! |
What do wizards do to
get their kicks ?
They drool over the pictures in "witch" magazine
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What happened when the
wizard turned a boy into a hare ?
He's still rabbiting on about it ! |
Why did the wizard where
red, white and blue braces ?
To keep his trousers up ! |
What's the first thing
that a wizard does in the morning ?
He wakes up ! |
What did the wizard
say to his witch girlfriend ?
Hello gore-juice ! |
What do wizards stop
for on the motorway ?
Witchhikers ! |
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