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Werewolf Jokes

What happened when the werewolf chewed a bone for an hour ?
When he got up he only had three legs !

What do you get if you cross a werewolf and a frog ?
A creature that can bite you from the other side of the road !

How do you know if a werewolf's been in the fridge ?
The paw prints in the butter !

How do you know if two werewolves have been in the fridge ?
Two pairs of paw prints in the butter !

What does it mean if you find a werewolf in the fridge in the morning ?
You had some party the night before !

How do you stop a werewolf chasing you ?
Throw a stick and say fetch !

What do you get if you cross a hairdresser and a werewolf ?
A creature with an all over perm !

What happened when the werewolf swallowed a clock ?
He got ticks !

Why shouldn't you grab a werewolf by it's tail ?
It might be the werewolf's tail but it could be the end of you !

I used to be a werewolf but I'm alright nooooooooooooowwwww

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