Vampire Jokes |
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What do you call a
dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !
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Why does Dracula have
no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck ! |
What was the Californian
vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul ! |
What's a vampire's favourite
sport ?
Batminton ! |
What happened to the
mad vampire ?
He went a little batty ! |
What do vampires have
at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break ! |
What do vampire footballers
have at half times ?
Blood oranges ! |
How does a vampire like
his food served ?
In bite sized pieces ! |
Where do vampires go
on holiday ?
The Isle of Fright ! |
Why did the vampire
take up acting ?
It was in his blood ! |
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