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Vampire Jokes

What do you call a dog owned by Dracula ?
A blood hound !

Why does Dracula have no friends ?
Because he's a pain in the neck !

What was the Californian vampire hippy like ?
He was ghoul man, real ghoul !

What's a vampire's favourite sport ?
Batminton !

What happened to the mad vampire ?
He went a little batty !

What do vampires have at eleven o'clock every day ?
A coffin break !

What do vampire footballers have at half times ?
Blood oranges !

How does a vampire like his food served ?
In bite sized pieces !

Where do vampires go on holiday ?
The Isle of Fright !

Why did the vampire take up acting ?
It was in his blood !

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