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Spider Jokes

What did the spider say when he broke his new web ?
Darn it !

What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ?
It became a daddy short legs !

What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ?
I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

Why did the spider buy a car ?
So he could take it out for a spin !

What does a spider do when he gets angry ?
He goes up the wall !

Why are spiders good swimmers ?
They have webbed feet !

What is red and dangerous ?
Strawberry and tarantula jelly !

What did the spider say to the fly ?
We're getting married do you want to come to the webbing ?

How do you spot a modern spider ?
He doesn't have a web he had a website !

What are spiders webs good for ?
Spiders !

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