Skeleton jokes and humor

Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton snake ?
A rattler !

Which skeleton wears a kilt ?
Boney Prince Charlie !

What is a skeletons favourite drink ?
Milk - it's so good for the bones !

Why did the skeleton stay out in the snow all night ?
He was a numbskull !

What do you call a stupid skeleton ?
Bonehead !

What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire too long ?
He became bone dry !

What happened to the lazy skeleton ?
He was bone idle !

Why did the skeleton pupil stay late at school ?
He was boning up for his exams !

What sort of soup do skeletons like ?
One with plenty of body in it !

What do you call a skeleton doctor ?
Bones !

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