Moth & Butterfly Jokes  |
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What do insects learn
at school ?
Mothmatics !
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How do you make a butterfly
?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife ! |
What insect lives on
nothing ?
A moth, because it eats holes |
What's pretty, delicate
and carries a sub machine gun ?
A killer butterfly ! |
What do you get if you
cross a firefly and a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe
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How do stones stop moths
eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths ! |
What is a myth ?
A female moth ! |
Why did the moth nibble
a hole in the carpet ?
He wanted to see the floor show ! |
What's the biggest moth
in the world ?
A mammoth ! |
Why was the moth so
unpopular ?
He kept picking holes in everything ! |
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Moth
& Butterfly Jokes
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