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Moth & Butterfly Jokes

What do insects learn at school ?
Mothmatics !

How do you make a butterfly ?
Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife !

What insect lives on nothing ?
A moth, because it eats holes

What's pretty, delicate and carries a sub machine gun ?
A killer butterfly !

What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth ?
An insect who can find its way around a dark wardrobe !

How do stones stop moths eating your clothes ?
Because rolling stones gather no moths !

What is a myth ?
A female moth !

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ?
He wanted to see the floor show !

What's the biggest moth in the world ?
A mammoth !

Why was the moth so unpopular ?
He kept picking holes in everything !

Moth & Butterfly Jokes

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