fly jokes & creepy crawly jokes

Fly Jokes

How do you keep flies out of the kitchen ?
Put a pile of manure in the living room !

What is the difference between a fly and a bird ?
A bird can fly but a fly can't bird !

Why did the fly fly ?
Because the spider spied 'er !

Why did the firefly keep stealing things ?
He was light fingered !

What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ?
A firefly with a short circuit !

Which fly makes films ?
Stephen Speilbug !

Why were the flies playing football in saucer ?
They where playing for the cup !

How do fireflies start a race ?
Ready steady glow !

If there are 5 flies in the kitchen how do you know which one is the American Football player ?
The one in the sugar bowl !

What did one firefly say to the other ?
Got to glow now !

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