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What do you call a
flea that lives in an idiots ear ?
A space invader !
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What do you get if you
cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny ! |
How do you start an
insect race ?
One, two, flea - go ! |
What is the difference
between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie
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What to you call a Russian
flea ?
A Moscow-ito !
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How do you find where
a flea has bitten you ?
Start from scratch ! |
What is the difference
between fleas and dogs ?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs !
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What did the clean dog
say to the insect ?
Long time no flea ! |
Who rode a dog and was
a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea ! |
What did the idiot do
to the flea in his ear ?
Shot it ! |
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