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Flea Jokes

What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear ?
A space invader !

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea ?
Bugs Bunny !

How do you start an insect race ?
One, two, flea - go !

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf ?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie !

What to you call a Russian flea ?
A Moscow-ito !

How do you find where a flea has bitten you ?
Start from scratch !

What is the difference between fleas and dogs ?
Dogs can have fleas but fleas can't have dogs !

What did the clean dog say to the insect ?
Long time no flea !

Who rode a dog and was a confederate general during the American Civil War ?
Robert E Flea !

What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear ?
Shot it !

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