What goes 99-clonk,
99-clonk, 99-clonk ?
A centipede with a wooden leg !
Why was the centipede
dropped from the insect football team ?
He took too long to put his boots on !
What is worse than an
alligator with toothache ?
A centipede with athlete's foot !
What do you get if you
cross a centipede and a parrot ?
A walkie talkie !
What is worse than a
giraffe with a sore throat ?
A centipede with chilblains !
What has 50 legs but
cant walk ?
Half a centipede !
What do you call a guard
with 100 legs ? A sentrypede !
Why was the centipede
late ?
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with
his baby brother !
What do you get if you
cross a centipede and a chicken ?
Enough drumsticks to feed an army !
What did one centipede
say to the other centipede ?
You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've
got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely
pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've
got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair
of legs ....!
