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Cannibals Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?
He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear?
He had his first taste of Christianity!

Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation?
He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!

What did a cannibal's parents say when she brought her boyfriend home ?
''Lovely,dear, he looks good enough to eat!

How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
He became a vegetarian!

Why was the cannibal looking peeky?
Because he had just eaten a Chinese dog!

Which is the only day you you are safe in a cannibal village ?
Sitter days (when they eat the baby-sitter instead)!

What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!

Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!

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