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Cannibals Jokes

What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?
Meals on wheels!

What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy?
''Oh no,not snake and pygmy pie again!''

What's the definition of a cannibal?
Some who goes into a restaurant and orders a waiter!

What do cannibal say when they say grace?
''We thank you,Lord, for our daily dead!''

What did the cannibal say when he was full ?
''I couldn't eat another mortal!''

What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
''Nice to meat you''!

What did the cannibal make of her new friend?
A hotpot!

Why did the cannibal have a hangover?
He went to a party and got stewed!

Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!

What do pygmy cannibals eat for breakfast?
Weedie Bix!!

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