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Bee Jokes

What does the bee Santa Claus say ?
Ho hum hum !

Why did the bees go on strike ?
Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Why do bees have sticky hair ?
Beacuse of the honey combs !

Where do bees go on holiday ?
Stingapore !

What do bees chew ?
Bumble gum !

Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees ?
Because they kept droning on and on !

What does a bee say before it stings you ?
This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you !

What kind of bee can keep an aeroplane dry ?
An aero-drone !

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