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Ant Jokes

What do you call a greedy ant ?
An anteater !

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?
Antteneye !

What kind of ant is good at maths ?
An accountant !

What medicine would you give an ill ant ?
Antibiotics !

Why did the ant-elope ?
Nobody gnu !

What is worse than ants in your pants ?
A bat in your bra !

What kind of ant can you colour with ?
A crayant !

What games to ants play with elephants ?
Squash !

What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ?
An independant !

What do you call an ant who can't play the piano ?
Discordant !

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