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Reindeer Jokes !
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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ?
This one will sleigh you !
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Why is a reindeer like a gossip ?
Because they are both tail bearers !
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Why do reindeer wear fur coats ?
Because they would look silly in plastic macs !
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How do you make a slow reindeer fast ?
Don't feed it !
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Why did the reindeer wear black boots ?
Because his brown ones were all muddy !
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How long should a reindeer's legs be ?
Just long enough to reach the ground !
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Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ?
Because he didn't want to be recognised !
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Which reindeer have the shortest legs ?
The smallest ones !
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Where do you find reindeer ?
It depends on where you leave them !
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What do reindeer have that no other animals have ?
Baby reindeer !
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Reindeer Jokes !
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