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What do reindeer say before telling you a joke ? This one will sleigh you !

Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

Why do reindeer wear fur coats ? Because they would look silly in plastic macs !

How do you make a slow reindeer fast ? Don't feed it !

Why did the reindeer wear black boots ? Because his brown ones were all muddy !

How long should a reindeer's legs be ? Just long enough to reach the ground !

Why did the reindeer wear sunglasses at the beach ? Because he didn't want to be recognised !

Which reindeer have the shortest legs ? The smallest ones !

Where do you find reindeer ? It depends on where you leave them !

What do reindeer have that no other animals have ? Baby reindeer !

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