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Why was Cinderella such a poor football player ?
She had a pumpkin for a coach !

What's beautiful, grey and wears glass slippers ?
Cinderellephant!

What's the scariest pantomime ?
Ghouldilocks and the three bears !

On which side of the house did Jack's beanstalk grow ?
The outside !

Who looked after Finderella ?
Her fairy codmother !

What's a ghosts favourite Christmas entertainment ?
A phantomime !

What did Cinderella say when the Chemist lost her photographs ?
Someday my prints will come !

What kind of pet did Aladdin have ?
A flying car-pet !

Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ?
Because the poor didn't have any !

Who in Treasure Island has a parrot that cries "Pieces of four, Pieces of four " ?
Short John Silver !

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