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What do monkeys sing at Christmas ? Jungle Bells, Jungle bells.. !

Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters ? They both drop their needles !

What's Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !

What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I'll never part with it !

Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

What do you give a train driver for Christmas ? Platform shoes !

What did the big candle say to the little candle ? I'm going out tonight !

Whats happens to you at Christmas ? Yule be happy !

How long does it take to burn a candle down ? About a wick !

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