Mermaid Jokes |
Do mermaids use knives and forks when they eat?
No, they use their fish fingers! |
What did the sea say to the Little Mermaid?
Nothing, it just waved! |
What has beautiful hair, a pretty face, two arms, a fish's tail, looks like a mermaid, but isn't a mermaid?
A photograph of a mermaid! |
What is a mermaid's favourite song?
Salmon-chanted Evening! |
What names do mermaids have?
How about Water-Lily? Or Coral?
Maybe Michelle, as that can be shortened to Shell! |
Which part of a mermaid weighs the most?
The scales! |
Why did the Little Mermaid look the other way?
Because the seaweed. |
Why did the Little Mermaid ride a sea-horse?
Because she was playing water polo! |
Why was the Little Mermaid embarrassed?
Because she saw the big ship's bottom! |
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