| Doctor Doctor I swallowed a bone|
Are you choking ?
No, I really did !
|Doctor, Doctor I've just swallowed a pen|
Well sit down and write your name !
| Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet |
Well don't point him at anyone until I get there !
| Doctor, Doctor my little boy has just swallowed a roll of film.|
Well lets just wait and see if anything develops !
|Doctor, Doctor my son has swallowed my pen, what should I do?|
Use a pencil ‘till I get there
| Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a mouth organ. |
Think yourself lucky you don't play the piano.
| Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed a quilt. |
I thought you looked a bit down in the mouth.
| Doctor, doctor, I've swallowed some uranium. |
You've probably got atomic ache.
Doctor Doctor Jokes!