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Doctor, Doctor I've a split personality
Well, you'd better both sit down then !
Doctor, Doctor I've got bad teeth, foul breath and smelly feet.
Sounds like you've got Foot and Mouth disease !
Doctor, Doctor I've got wind! Can you give me something?
Yes - here's a kite!
Doctor, Doctor I've had tummy ache since I ate three crabs yesterday.
Did they smell bad when you took them out of their shells ?
What do you mean "took them out of their shells !"
Doctor, doctor, I've a pain in my lower back.
We must get to the bottom of this.
Doctor, doctor, I've a splinter in my finger.
I told you to stop scratching your head.
Doctor, doctor, I've a terrible problem. Can you help me out?
Certainly - which way did you come in?
Doctor, doctor, I've been stung by a bee. Shall I put some ointment on it?
Don't be silly - it must be miles away by now.
Doctor, doctor, I've fallen in love with Dracula.
Hmm... sounds like love at first bite.
Doctor, doctor, I've just eaten twenty-five pancakes.
Oh, how waffle!
Doctor, doctor, I've only fifty-nine seconds to live.
Hold on, I'll be with you in a minute.
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