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Everything
but the Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes
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How
do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You
put him in a barking lot.
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Why
did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They
wanted to do their hogwash.
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Did
you hear about the two kangaroos who crossed the road?
They
jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again.
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Why
did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?
To
get to the secondhand shop.
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What
do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking
both ways?
Dead.
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Why
did the frogs cross the road?
To
ge a croak-a-cola.
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Why
did the rabbit cross the road?
To
get to the hopping mall.
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Why
did the wasp cross the road?
It
needed to go to the waspital.
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Why
did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She
wanted to lay it on the line.
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Why
did the sheep cross the road?
He
needed to go to the baabaa shop.
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