everything but the chicken crossing the road jokes

Everything but the Chicken Crossing the Road Jokes

How do you keep a dog from crossing the road?
You put him in a barking lot.

Why did the pigs cross the road with their laundry?
They wanted to do their hogwash.

Did you hear about the two kangaroos who crossed the road?
They jumped into each other's pouches and were never seen again.

Why did the one-handed gorilla cross the road?
To get to the secondhand shop.

What do you call a chicken that crosses the road without looking both ways?
Dead.

Why did the frogs cross the road?
To ge a croak-a-cola.

Why did the rabbit cross the road?
To get to the hopping mall.

Why did the wasp cross the road?
It needed to go to the waspital.

Why did the hen go halfway across the road and stop?
She wanted to lay it on the line.

Why did the sheep cross the road?
He needed to go to the baabaa shop.

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