First
Kangaroo: Why did the little girl take hay to bed? Second
Kangaroo: To feed her nightmare.
First
Kangaroo: Why did the rabbit go to the doctor? Second
Kangaroo: Because he felt jumpy.
First
Kangaroo: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? Second
Kangaroo: They were married in the Spring.
First
Kangaroo: Why can't you tell secrets on a farm? Second
Kangaroo: Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes,
the grass whispers and the horses carry tails.
First
Kangaroo: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball? Second
Kangaroo: Glass flippers.
First
Kangaroo: What's smarter than a talking horse? Second
Kangaroo: A spelling bee.
First
Kangaroo: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg? Second
Kangaroo: Ouch.
First
Kangaroo: When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer? Second
Kangaroo: When you're feeding the cat.
First
Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant
and a rhinoceros? Second
Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
First
Kangaroo: What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Second
Kangaroo: Rub it, rub it, rub it.
