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Kangaroo: Why did the little girl take hay to bed?
Second
Kangaroo: To feed her nightmare.
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Kangaroo: Why did the rabbit go to the doctor?
Second
Kangaroo: Because he felt jumpy.
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Kangaroo: What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
Second
Kangaroo: They were married in the Spring.
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Kangaroo: Why can't you tell secrets on a farm?
Second
Kangaroo: Because the corn has ears, the potatoes have eyes,
the grass whispers and the horses carry tails.
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Kangaroo: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
Second
Kangaroo: Glass flippers.
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First
Kangaroo: What's smarter than a talking horse?
Second
Kangaroo: A spelling bee.
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Kangaroo: What did the duck say when it laid a square egg?
Second
Kangaroo: Ouch.
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First
Kangaroo: When is it socially correct to serve milk in a saucer?
Second
Kangaroo: When you're feeding the cat.
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First
Kangaroo: How do you tell the difference between an elephant
and a rhinoceros?
Second
Kangaroo: The elephant has a better memory.
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Kangaroo: What does a frog say when it washes car windows?
Second
Kangaroo: Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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