Cat Jokes

Cat Jokes

What do you do with a blue Burmese ?
Try and cheer it up a bit !

What is the cat's favourite TV show ?
The evening mews !

What's worse than raining cats and dogs ?
Hailing taxi cabs !

How is cat food sold ?
Usually purr can !

What noise does a cat make going down the highway ?
Miaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow !

What do you get if cross a cat with a canary ?
Shredded tweet !

What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have ?
A catastrophe !

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ?
A cat-a-logue !

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim ?
An octopuss !

Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !

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