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First
Caribou: Did you hear the joke about the rotten dinosaur eggs?
Second
Caribou: No.
First Caribou: Two bad.
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First
Caribou: Did you hear about the ten tons of woolly mammoth hair
that was stolen from the wig-maker today?
Second Caribou: No, I haven't.
First
Caribou: The police are now combing the area.
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First
Caribou: How do you stop a dinosaur from biting his nails?
Second
Caribou: I give up.
First Caribou: Pull his foot out of his mouth.
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First
Caribou: Ask me if I'm a rabbit.
Second
Caribou: Okay. Are you a rabbit?
First Caribou: Yes, I'm a rabbit. Now ask me if I'm a caribou.
Second
Caribou: I'm game, are you a Caribou?
First Caribou: No, silly. I told you I'm a rabbit.
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First
Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second
Caribou: Owlgebra.
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First
Caribou: What kind of bears like to go out in the rain?
Second
Caribou: Drizzly bears.
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First
Caribou: What do snake charmers wear around their necks?
Second
Caribou: Boaties.
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First
Caribou: What do snakes learn in school?
Second
Caribou: Reading, writhing and arithmetic.
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First
Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind?
Second Caribou: A maybee. |
First
Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole
lot?
Second
Caribou: Micky Moth!
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