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Bird Jokes

What do you get if your budgie flies into the blender ?
Shredded Tweet !

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ?
Tweetie Pie !

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up ?
Jail-birds !

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?
Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor ?
'The pheasants are revolting' !

What is the definition of Robin ?
A bird who steals !

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